Why Do I Love the Brotherhood?

Why do I love the Brotherhood?
Let me explain.
Is it their charm? Their allure?
Am I just plain insane?
Could it be their wild ways,
That have me singing their praise?

I'll start with Pietro, Quicksilver.
The fastest of them all.
He charms me like a real ladies man.
And I find it funny when he takes a fall.
But with him I always feel something's not right.
Since he's a teenager, and his hair is white.

Next comes Blob, Freddie, or Fred.
A giant mass of a person.
But I see that small heart in there,
And I know its just hurtin'.
But of course I'd love to feast,
With this lovable food eating beast.

How about Lance, Avalanche.
Tough guy with hair like a girl.
But really all I have to say,
Is that he's welcome to rock my world.
No really, that's all I have to say 'bout he.
He can just come home with me!

Least we forget the greenish Toad.
Everyone always forgets his name's Todd.
Well, he doesn't really have brains,
He doesn't have a "bod".
But he's good with me.
I don't mind that he's all slimy!

The last of the golden pack,
Oh Wanda, Wanda, the Scarlet Witch.
I'm sorry you went through so much,
And though you have a tendency to be a bitch,
I stand by you through and through!
Its not fair what they did to you.

So there you go! I told you why
I am with the Brotherhood all the way.
I love them, I support them.
I routed from them day after day.
When I was little, when I was older.
Not once did I give them the cold shoulder.

Oh isn't it just sad? Isn't our luck just poor?
That X-Men Evolution is no more?